 James Frey is a complete tool This week, James Frey wins The Fug's coveted position of Dickhead of the Week.
Somehow James convinced yet another publisher to publish his recent attempt at fiction, Bright Shiny Morning.
And if that wasn't bad enough, now he's making the rounds and doing interviews, in which he is still crying over the fallout from A Million Little Pieces.
It seems James considers himself a victim. He asserts in an interview with The Bookseller that he was duped by his publisher. Supposedly, he originally submitted the book as non-fiction first. It was the evil publisher who then convinced him to publish it as a memoir.
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 Who sang it the worst?Some people believe if a person can't sing, they shouldn't be recording records.
Them be crazy folk.
Without voice sweetening and other production techniques, so many well known artists wouldn't even have careers. And more importantly, without these techniques we would never get to enjoy the musical stylings of Scarlett Johansson or little Miss Tila Tequila.
Honestly, these girls can't sing a lick, but thanks to some poor sound engineer in a production studio in North Hollywood, we now have entire albums from these two musically-challenged sex kittens.
So we put them head to head, go inside for a listen and tell us who sang it the worst.
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 Porn accidents leave many actors, well, er, fuckedImagine being upside down on the floor while being double penetrated by two, massive black men and now imagine the unthinkable happening.
That's right, you throw your back out. And to top it off, you've got no insurance, nor does the production company that is making this little video gem.
Now you are really fucked.
Such injuries are common in the porn industry. Yet, porn is virtually unregulated by government agencies that are supposed to safeguard workplaces.
Why?
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 This outfit's got nothing to cheer aboutOh Christ, where to begin?!
Lindsay Hohan showed up at some horrible Scarlet HD TV series party in this get up that screams 1980's Cowboy cheerleader.
Is it the white pumps, the feathered hair or the crazy blue and white outfit that is most hideous? We really can't say.
This outfit may have worked for Farrah Fawcett back in the day, when she was hot and still on Charlie's Angels, but Hohan doesn't have the stuff to pull this look off.
All she needs is a baton and a drum majorette's hat and she could lead a band.
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 Watch for a lot of smiles on the road soonFor some time, many Americans have been socking away their money in the hope that someday they would be able to afford what has become the new American dream - buying an entire tank of gas.
Today, with millions of tax rebate checks on the way from Uncle Sam, countless Americans will be able to realize this dream.
"Once I cash my tax rebate check, I'm headed straight to my Chevron station, where I'm going to fill my gas tank to the brim. I may even top it off. It's going to be quite a day," said a beaming Chuck Seager.
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 Tom Cruise, aliens and one celebrity's hairy assThe Fug is proud to present War of the Worlds 2, our first animated, instant classic.
It's an epic tale of one man and a rather, er, well, large alien. See Tom Cruise as you never have before. Watch him act, like he's never acted before.
War of the Worlds 2 is a must-see, internet event. So don't miss out!
Click here to watch it now.
It will make your head spin faster than being strapped to a Stimulus-Response machine for ten hours in a Scientology compound.
NSFW and not recommended for small children or for viewing while operating heavy machinery or equipment.
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 First the Knicks fired coach Isiah Thomas and today it was reported they are looking to trade their #1 fan, Spike Lee, to another organization.
Said one spokesperson, "Spike simply is not a good fit for the Knicks organization and we are actively pursuing other fans to replace him."
Knicks management is rumored to have approached well known fans, such as Jack Nicholson of the Lakers and Eva Longoria of the Spurs, who have sat courtside and actually brought their teams good luck and a winning record.
More... The girl is happy. No, make that ecstatic.
At the premiere of Baby Mama, Amy struck this winning smile which very nearly outshined the klieg lights nearby.
She looks like that kid in everybody's class picture, who gave the very same crazy ass smile every time they heard the words, "Say Cheese". You know the one.
The funny thing was, you could never really tell if that kid was trying to smile, or maybe just a little bit off.
Well, Amy's definitely a bit off and that's why she's so funny.
More... Our favorite girl, Eva Mendes, is looking good after a stint in rehab. Whatever they did to her, they did right!
Fresh, beautiful and thin - just the way we like the ladies. She almost looks a bit like a Natalie Portman in this picture. Hmmm?
The only problem with rehab for us, though, is now there's not a chance in hell she'd sleep with us. Without a fifth of vodka in her system, none of us mere mortals stand a chance with the girl.
Not that we ever did, but hey, it's a dream.
Here she is signing autographs at the 2008 Comic Con in NYC, where geeks like us are free to hobnob with the celebs, as long as there's a good sized table in between.
More... Forget Harold and Kumar!
Why settle for a film when there is something so much better in reality.
In Britain, the story of Pete Doherty and Blake Winehouse plays every day.
These two drug-loving, fun boys are always up to something! These days though, they are mostly sitting around in prison trying to avoid getting beat up.
Pete was moved yesterday to avoid getting jumped and poor Blake has already had a number of run-ins with fellow convicts.
So isn't it time these two tried to escape. Life behind bars is simply too tough.
More... |  Halle Berry successfully moved all her leftover baby fat north and looks very, very booby.
The straps on her gown look like they're made from industrial strength nylon and that's probably a good thing - girl's carrying an extra 30 pounds up top.
Babies now start salivating and crying whenever she's in the vicinity; as do some grown men.
Halle took a night off from the screaming little one and attended the Silver Rose Gala and Auction in Beverly Hills.
Except for her ginormous boobs, no one would guess she just had a kid.
Congrats Halle!
More... Antonio Banderas was bragging the other day that he is like a good luck charm for co-stars.
According the the sexy male star, so many people have gone on to great fame after sharing the screen with him.
"I bring a lot of luck to my co-stars. Catherine Zeta Jones got her big break with Zorro, Salma Hayek with Desperado, Madonna got a Golden Globe for Evita," he mused aloud.
The guy does have a point.
But what about the biggest co-star in his life - his wife, Melanie Griffith?
More... Yowza! Who let the Tranny in at the opening of the ultra cool and hip Bapestore in Los Angeles?
Wait. That's no tranny!
Admittedly, this estrogen-challenged athlete does know how to play with her fuzzy balls better than most men, but in point of fact, she is not dangling an extra long y chromosome.
At least, not that anyone has seen...
For those who don't recognize - it's Serena Williams - one of the top tennis players in the world. Female tennis players, that is.
More... Please for the love of God! Make. Him. Stop.
David Blaine must know a thing or two about black magic. There is no other explanation why he still has a career.
In fact, next week he's even booked a gig on Oprah. How did he do that! It defies explanation.
She is, after all, the controller of the known television universe.
The stunt he's concocted this time is a throwback to the legendary Houdini. David plans to break the record for holding his breath under water. That means staying under a whopping 16 minutes and 14 seconds.
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