Like many men you are concerned about the size of your penis, but is it worth ripping it off just to increase its size a mere 1 to 2 feet?
For many, the answer is a resounding, Yes!
And to those men we say "Let go Bungee Jumping". And this ain't no ordinary jump.
For a mere $3500, The Fug will send you one specialized bungee cable (or possibly a reel of 1000-lb test line, if the bungee is too expensive) and our proprietary penile attachment kit (a large fishing hook).
It is then up to you to find the right bridge, attach the cable and make the jump to being a bigger and better man. Real men such as yourself, need no supervision or instruction.
And be sure to videotape the entire thing, since everyone at The Fug would love to see another happy customer. We also could market the video and make a shitload of money.
Thanks for your business and please send checks payable to The Fug to the following address:
The Fug
PO Box 661231
Los Angeles, CA
90066
