If you are so desperate that you are willing to put your ass hair on your head...we want to help.
Simply send us a check payable to The Fug in the amount of $250 and we will shave a portion of our intern's ass (his name is Gary, if you want to feel connected to your donor) and you can crazy glue the clippings it to your head.
The address is as follows
The Fug
PO Box 661231
Los Angeles, CA
90066
Results vary, but we find after 10 stiff drinks this system of hair replacement is as good as any other. Chicks dig it. And so do gay guys for some odd reason.
Unfortunately, Gary's ass is only so big, so we can only accommodate a few men. Send your checks today!
