Dr. Kevorkian's Answer to Global Warming

Dr. Kevorkian is a trailblazer and a maverick. He is also a man who loves people...to death!

So when we got the chance to discuss global warming with the fine Dr. K, who recently announced his bid for Congress, we jumped at the opportunity.

Some people believe global warming is caused by our dependence on petroleum. Others point their fingers at the poor, innocent cattle and livestock who burp, fart and befoul the atmosphere every single day.

Whatever your position, Dr. Kevorkian has the solution.

We all just need to die.

Because really, who drives the cars and eats the delicious beef, the scrumptious pig and the delectable chicken? It’s us.

So let’s quit playing the blame game and just fess up to the one undeniable fact: We humans need to stamp out global warming by stamping out ourselves.

Dr. Kevorkian hopes that people will heed his call and begin committing suicide immediately. He recommends filling a nice, warm bath and then slitting your wrists. Or if that scares you, try overdosing on some prescription drugs.

Please start today before we reach the tipping point. The planet is in jeopardy.

And maybe, just maybe, we can stop the polar ice cap from melting, or if we’re lucky, save the rain forests.

Let’s all come together to put an end to global warming.

Off yourself today.