She'll Have You Begging for Leggings

With bills from rehab piling up and movie after movie flopping, Hohan has had to think of new ways to bring in that dough.

Hohan's plan of attack: A new line of leggings.

According to Hohan, "Some will be colored!"

How's that for thinking outside the box?

Simply genius Hohan! That's sure to make your leggings stand out from the rest that are already on the market.

Lindsay really has to come up with a better gimmick. So we decided to help little Miss Hohan by brainstorming marketing ideas of our own for her new line.

Here our top five ideas:

1. Crotchless
Hohan knows all too well the importance of those crotch shots. Crotch
shots means publicity, which means more moola, cha-ching! Check out our proposed package design above.

2. Paraphernalia Pocket
A hidden one of course! What's your pleasure? Crack, cocaine or maybe a little weed to take the edge off. These tights are for you. Each pair comes with the perfect amount of your favorite drug stitched right into the waistline! The perfect accessory for every party girl and a definite must for rehab.

3. The Quicky
For those of you who are tired of searching for a condom or just don't like carrying them around, these leggings have the condom built right in. This allows for an easy, smooth insertion. Great for the working woman who is always ready for a quicky!

4. Extra Reinforcement
Hohan understands how blow job after blow job can be hard on the knees. Great News! These leggings will have built-in knee pads, so you can knock out those blow jobs without rubbing your knees raw!

5. Hohan Gives Back
A free pair of tights to all those like her, who suffer from the same
debilitating effects of Megalofrecklemania. Megalofrecklemania causes
extreme paleness and an increased production of freckles, resulting in hideous looking skin. Megalofrecklemaniacs now can hide their shame with these fabulous tights.