Seacrest Out?

For the record: Ryan Seacrest is not gay. Not a bit, not at all, don't even think about it. Just get that idea out of your head people.

He is not a homosexual, he just plays one on TV.

No that's not true either! Ryan is not, nor ever has been in the closet. And all those gossip sites out there that speculate that Ryan may be a little light in the shoes, well, they're just a bunch of meanies.

As for Simon, who constantly kids Ryan about his sexuality, he needs to stop. Read the signs in the audience Simon, "You're not nice."

So to dispel all rumors, The Fug has put Ryan to the ultimate test, go inside to see the results.

As you can see, once Ryan is superimposed onto one of the gayest groups in history, The Village People, he doesn't appear gay at all.

Well maybe he does a little bit.

Oh hell, this really isn't working that well.

But we tried and for the record, Ryan does appear in public with an attractive female from time to time.

So once again, Ryan Seacrest is not gay.

Just trust us. Our gaydar has never been wrong, except for that one time with Clay Aiken.

Seacrest out!