Blake & Pete: Escape from Prison

Forget Harold and Kumar!

Why settle for a film when there is something so much better in reality.

In Britain, the story of Pete Doherty and Blake Winehouse plays every day.

These two drug-loving, fun boys are always up to something! These days though, they are mostly sitting around in prison trying to avoid getting beat up.

Pete was moved yesterday to avoid getting jumped and poor Blake has already had a number of run-ins with fellow convicts.

So isn't it time these two tried to escape. Life behind bars is simply too tough.

It's much better outside the prison walls, where they are free to date famous women and enjoy all the drugs they can get their hands on.

So please, for celebrity gossip fans everywhere, Pete and Blake must start planning their prison break.

Run boys, run!