Sorry Honey, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Tryouts Were Last Week

Oh Christ, where to begin?!

Lindsay Hohan showed up at some horrible Scarlet HD TV series party in this get up that screams 1980's Cowboy cheerleader.

Is it the white pumps, the feathered hair or the crazy blue and white outfit that is most hideous? We really can't say.

This outfit may have worked for Farrah Fawcett back in the day, when she was hot and still on Charlie's Angels, but Hohan doesn't have the stuff to pull this look off.

All she needs is a baton and a drum majorette's hat and she could lead a band.

Poor girl needs to march back home and change her outfit for the next time she appears at a paid party.

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