Live Blogging at Cannes

First, we'd like to apologize for the lack of posts over the past few weeks.

Two weeks ago we set off for France to set up our location to cover all the excitement of the Cannes Film Festival live.

But then something unforeseen happened - we met a wonderful, sexy French girl named Gigi.

And she was no ordinary gal, she was, well, a prostitute.

One by one, our entire staff of 10 was seduced by this mistress of the night. Man and woman alike could not resist her charms. We were all smitten by her extraordinary abilities.

But then things spiraled out of control. Once it was discovered we were all frequenting the same prostitute, rivalries flared and soon everyone on our staff was arguing over this amazing woman.

Most of our staff has quit and now there are only two of us that remain on the job.

The two of us will try to post as often as possible, since Cannes is now in full swing.

As for Gigi, she is long gone. Once we ran through all our money, Gigi lost interest and was never seen again.

Prostitutes are fickle that way.

So look for posts in the coming days and we will be back Stateside on the 21st to pick up the pieces and put The Fug back together.

Our apologies.