It's Tough Selling Your Ass for a Living

Chris Leben caught our attention in his last fight in the Octagon, but not for the right reasons.

Yeah sure, he fought pretty well and won, but he did it with a giant ad for Condom Depot emblazoned on his ass.

We couldn't stop laughing at the poor guy. Here he was competing the the world's most badass sport with a sign that screams:

"My ass is a condom depot! Roll one on and stick it in here!"

We know UFC is a growing sport and it's still fighting for advertisers, but this is wrong. So wrong that we decided to make up other ads to appear on the shorts of UFC fighters that would be just as bad.

Here's two more ads we never want to see gracing the trunks of fighters.

The first ad is tastefully placed on the front of the shorts.

Now that's some ad placement.

And here's another ad on the trunks that tells people exactly where those hemorrhoid suppositories are supposed to go.

That should help avoid any confusion. This way people won't swallow them instead of sticking'em where the sun don't shine.